Vote for Wanda the Witch (Cartoon)
This cartoon is inspired by all the billboards and signs
proclaiming allegiance to orthodox neo-conservative ideology
Wanda the Witch says:
"I love guns! Next to my broomstick and my black kitty cat, I love guns best; so vote for me; or else...
"And I'm the most pro-life candidate that ever stood for election. Why, I've been around over 1,000 years. I'd like to see my opponents try to match that!
"And I'm the only candidate with a renewable energy policy. My renewable energy policy is awesome! I've got enough renewable energy in my broomstick to power six counties.
"So vote for me!"
[Don't forget to visit Wanda the Witch at my home on Halloween.
Bring your children and grandchildren.]