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Vote for Wanda the Witch (Cartoon) 
 
   
 
This cartoon is inspired by all the billboards and signs   proclaiming allegiance to orthodox neo-conservative ideology
 
  
 
Wanda the Witch says:
  
"I love guns! Next to my broomstick and my black kitty cat, I love guns best; so vote for me; or else...
  
"And I'm the most pro-life candidate that ever stood for election. Why, I've been around over 1,000 years. I'd like to see my opponents try to match that!
  
"And I'm the only candidate with a renewable energy policy. My renewable energy policy is awesome! I've got enough renewable energy in my broomstick to power six counties.
  
"So vote for me!"
 
 
[Don't forget to visit Wanda the Witch at my home on Halloween.   Bring your children and grandchildren.]
  
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