The Occupy Song
  (to the tune of Janice Joplin's "Mercedes Benz")  
  by Donna Pote Clark  

O, Lord, won't you buy me my own Congressman
Koch Brothers own plenty, and I need a hand
For representation somewhere in this land
So, Lord, won't you buy me my own Congressman?

O, Lord, won't you buy me my own news network
Who'll tell me what happened without their own quirks.
I don't want opinion from some high-paid jerk.
So, Lord, won't you buy me my own news network?

O, Lord, won't you buy me my own mega-church?
Because I don't vote right, I'm left in the lurch.
Been looking for Jesus with no place to search,
So, Lord, won't you buy me my own mega-church?

O, Lord, won't you give us the middle class back?
You know that we're hurting, we're under attack.
The rich all get richer off our slaving backs,
So, Lord, won't you give us the middle class back?

O, Lord, won't you buy me my own lobbyist?
Monsanto has plenty, but I'm not as blessed
As ALEC, Big Oil, Big Banks and the rest.
So, Lord, won't you buy me my own lobbyist?

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